Funny Panhandling Sign 6

This is another idea I got off the web.  Usually they say "alcohol research," but I don't drink.  Pizza is more my style.  Mmmmmmmmm... pizza.  Sounds good right about now.

Funny Panhandling Sign 5

At one point while homeless, I went to the library, got on the computer, and searched for funny panhandling signs.  There were only about a dozen photos online then.  One guy had a sign that said, "Bet you can't hit me with a quarter."  As a fat guy with a sweet tooth, I put my own spin on that idea.  One time, a guy in the second lane threw a Moon Pie or something at me.  Not a Twinkie, but close enough.  I'm still pissed at Hostess for when they stopped making Twinkies and then brought them back in a tiny size.  WTF?

Funny Panhandling Signs 4

This sign, by far, got the most laughs and biggest response when I was homeless in North Carolina.  I can't remember how many people honked or waved and then yelled out their window, "Me too! I need a Lexus, too." 

Funny Panhandling Sign 3

Another panhandling slogan I actually used when I was homeless.  This one was the best sign for getting teen and 20-something women to take my photo.  I have no idea how many times this sign wound up on Facebook back then.

Funny Panhandling Sign 2

Here's another one of the funny panhandling slogans I actually used when I was homeless.