Funny Panhandling Sign 7

If you live in the South, you know there's a fast food joint called Chick-Fil-A.  Their commercials have these amazing cows who have signs that say Eat Mor Chikn.  Or something like that.  The cows and rappel, parachute, and do all these crazy things, but somehow they can't spell.  So this was my funny take on that slogan.  This sign was AMAZINGLY popular with rednecks.  A couple yelled out of their trucks at me claiming that they'd actually eaten 'possum.  Luckily for me, none of them offered to share any.

Funny Panhandling Sign 6

This is another idea I got off the web.  Usually they say "alcohol research," but I don't drink.  Pizza is more my style.  Mmmmmmmmm... pizza.  Sounds good right about now.

Funny Panhandling Signs 4

This sign, by far, got the most laughs and biggest response when I was homeless in North Carolina.  I can't remember how many people honked or waved and then yelled out their window, "Me too! I need a Lexus, too." 

Funny Panhandling Sign 3

Another panhandling slogan I actually used when I was homeless.  This one was the best sign for getting teen and 20-something women to take my photo.  I have no idea how many times this sign wound up on Facebook back then.

Funny Panhandling Sign 2

Here's another one of the funny panhandling slogans I actually used when I was homeless.