Funny Panhandling Sign 5

At one point while homeless, I went to the library, got on the computer, and searched for funny panhandling signs.  There were only about a dozen photos online then.  One guy had a sign that said, "Bet you can't hit me with a quarter."  As a fat guy with a sweet tooth, I put my own spin on that idea.  One time, a guy in the second lane threw a Moon Pie or something at me.  Not a Twinkie, but close enough.  I'm still pissed at Hostess for when they stopped making Twinkies and then brought them back in a tiny size.  WTF?