Jobs Worse Than The One Youre Applying For

Uh... if you haven't figured out by the still shot, this is a big NSFW.  NOT SAFE FOR WORK, just in case any of you aren't familiar with that acronym. 

I've had some weird jobs over the past three decades.  I spent one day unloading coffins on a TV set.  I got pummeled as a crew guy on American Gladiators.  I've cleaned up the puke of strangers as a taxi driver.  But.. these jobs are all worse.  Somehow animal renderer didn't make the list.