A Bunch of Jobs Better Than The One Youre Applying For

Again, NSFW.  Here's the funny part, I've actually turned down one of the jobs on this list.  I was offered $9 an hour to test video games in the early 90's, and wasn't interested.  I'm just not a big gamer.  I do actually know a photographer who did some boob adjusting one day.  As the story goes, (and I believe him), as a photo assistant one day, had to stand behind Cindy Crawford and push her boobs together to give the appearance of a bit more cleavage.  Even crazier, he gave up the fashion world to become a top BMX bike photographer. 

As for me, I saw dozens and dozens of boobs while working as a taxi driver.  On one occasion, I had a passenger pay my way into a strip club and... well he paid for some other attention as well.  Why?  He had just returned from another country, and all of his friends had other plans that night.  I got paid to be a professional wing man, sort of.  Good work if you can find it.